"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Bless this post.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
He probably didn’t know he was shot at lol
thats how you relationship
if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
it happened again, I’m sorry
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
and i mean this puppy is so much cuter than any teenage boy
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u