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ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

(Source: wadeswilson)

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

Me as a Parent
  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

beyoncevevo:

when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you

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naomster:

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

#NEVER FUCK ZEUS

(Source: crwnly)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.


cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous)

wearespookylocked:

winchesterissues:

winchesterissues:

A random edit of mine from the Season 9 Promo images.

Fuck me, 500 notes?! Thanks guys ;D

i think it’s time you applied for a job in the supernatural promo department

(Source: gillfeesh)

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